After the first two gritty, more realistic Batman movies directed by Christopher Nolan, I was excited to see what he'd do with the Catwoman character. I imagined a very practical, reimagined take. And according to the internets, he came up with this:
Not bad. Not sure this would really keep an identity secret or be very comfortable when she's feeling bloated, but all in all, it's pretty good. She has little fancy googles that turn into ears, and a utility belt that looks like it might be able to store all her lipsticks. It's pretty good. Except for this:
Updated on Tue, September 27, 2011 by Michael Noll
Why God? Why?! It couldn't be Elisabetta Canalis or even Kristin Cavallari???
Nooooo, it HAD to be NANCY GRACE!!!!!!!!
Eck. If you are the sorta person who wants to see this sorta thing, and since you are on the internet, there is about a 50/50 chance of that, you can see for yourself below. Don't say I didn't warn you.
An old man with a Slinky uses a super slow motion camera to teach a lesson in
witchcraft physics. The physics lesson that I learned is: this man is a dark wizard.
Pretty neat, I guess. You know what would be really neat? If every Slinky I ever owned didn't do this little trick within the first five minutes:
Shockingly this New Zealand tv show host was fired for this.
"... it's so appropriate, because she's Indian, so she'd be dick-in-shit wouldn't she, do you know what I mean?"
I'm all for cracking up on funny names, but i'm not really sure what that means. Do Indian people do that? I'll google it.
UPDATE: No, they do not.