Tue, July 10, 2012
Here is a video of a very happy donkey greeting it's owner as he returns from college. The owner is returning from college not the donkey.
It just goes to show you that all kinds of animals can form a bond with human beings. Well maybe not like a badger or cats. But most other animals.
Fri, July 6, 2012 It's hot out. It seems like almost once a year we have something terrible called "summer." It's good time for us to act like we've never experienced anything like it before.
Filthy hippies say it's global warming. Maybe. But it might have more to do with the fact that it's summer. Plus our tiny planet is closer this time of year to a star that is 1,392,000k in diameter and is pretty much a giant unimaginably powerful ball of hate.
To put the sun's mass and power into perspective for all the hippies out there busy smoking doobies and blaming others for their smell, the sun makes up 99.8% of all the mass in the entire solar system. In hippie terms, that'd be like if someone had a van filled with pot and you only had one spliff. What a bummer huh? Yeah, well that's the solar system idiot.
But we here at the MN Institute (it's really just me, and i'm so lonely) have compiled a list of 5 helpful ways to beat the heat:
5. Kill Yourself
It's too hot. There is no chance that it will ever not be this hot again. So instead of complaining about it on facebook, the best thing to do is to end your existence on this planet. This planet is just way too hot. Scientology tells us that through years of auditing and reincarnations of are alien souls we'll eventually all be Tom Cruise and star in Rock Of Ages. So, killing yourself and not someday becoming Tom Cruise is a good way to beat the heat.
4. Peeing On Yourself And Loved Ones
Thu, July 5, 2012 If you're like me, then you are typing this from the attic of an old lady's house that you broke into because you have to find a place to make the voices stop screaming about Satan. You also love funny animal pictures!
Here are the 10 funniest animal pictures you'll see this entire hour! Probably!
10. You think the dog is unhappy, wait till the kid smells his head later.
9. Aw, and what's most amazing is that the dog's actual name is "Saddle." Seriously, I'm not making that up. (I made that up.)
8. Deep down, all cats believe you will eventually try to kill them. That's because deep down, they want to eventually kill you.
7. That monkey is going to totally untag himself later.
Wed, July 4, 2012
I mean on twitter. Please don't stalk them.
Here are some funny and entertaining people that we here at the MN Institute highly recommend you follow. They are all clean people, and have absolutely no known links to terrorists or sex trafficking networks. (As of the time of this writing.)
Coffee Dad (@coffee_dad)
He just really enjoys coffee. Every day, all day he tweets about the one thing in his life that he can control. It's not the rage or the desire to hurt people, those he will never control. But he can control coffee.
J. Patrick Rigney (@patrickrigney)
J. Patrick Rigney is a very talented comedic actor in L.A. He's always worth checking out. He's a funny guy, and a good guy. Those two things don't always mix. But in his case they mix like whiskey and vodka. Perfect. Check out his stuff, or die from STD's. You only have those two choices.
drinks, funny, internet, twitter, white people in links of the week, michael noll, neat Mon, July 2, 2012 (Disclaimer, besides having not seen the movie, I also have done zero research. I didn't even bother to read IMDB.com for basic information.)
About a decade or something after that mongoloid Toby Maguire upside-down made out with snaggle-tooth, we finally have a brand new version of Spider-Man. Spider-Man is of course the story of a young man who is bitten by a radioactive spider, a spider that gives him super powers. I've been bitten by like thousands of spiders and the only super power I seem to have is a shy bladder.
The new Spider-Man is played by Andrew Garfield who was in that facebook movie. The love interest in the movie is that girl whose name I always forget, but she was in that movie with that fat kid who isn't so fat anymore. Btw, in real life that girl and Garfield are a couple. That's a fact maybe, whatever.
The villain of the movie is a lizard.
I did not care for this film. Spider-Man to me will always be that mongoloid Toby Maguire. I like him. Garfield is a foreigner, therefore I do not trust him. Also the movie was too long probably and the dialogue was poorly written maybe.
I did really enjoy the effects and the massive amount of full frontal nudity.
The Avengers and The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel are still my favorite super hero movies of the summer.
I give The Amazing Spider-Man, which I have not seen ... 29 out of 43 stars.
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