7 People You Should Follow

I mean on twitter. Please don't stalk them. 

Here are some funny and entertaining people that we here at the MN Institute highly recommend you follow. They are all clean people, and have absolutely no known links to terrorists or sex trafficking networks. (As of the time of this writing.)

Coffee Dad (@coffee_dad) 

He just really enjoys coffee. Every day, all day he tweets about the one thing in his life that he can control. It's not the rage or the desire to hurt people, those he will never control. But he can control coffee. 

J. Patrick Rigney (@patrickrigney)

J. Patrick Rigney is a very talented comedic actor in L.A. He's always worth checking out. He's a funny guy, and a good guy. Those two things don't always mix. But in his case they mix like whiskey and vodka. Perfect. Check out his stuff, or die from STD's. You only have those two choices.

One Tweet Tony (@OneTweetTony) 

Nailed it.

Alie and Georgia (@alieandgeorgia)

They are the queens of delicious unusual drinks, and much more. I'm not very good with making drinks. I mean sure I'm famous for my "tumbler full of straight vodka with a twist" drink, but that's about it. The "twist" is my behavior after drinking it. 

Alie and Georgia are very funny and will teach you everything you need to know for your next party. I mean, unless you want to suck and have horrible parties with drinks that taste like a bucket of puke (I also can make that.) So, if you don't want that to happen, then check them out.

Andy Levy (@andylevy)

The late night Fox News show Red Eye features biting irreverent political analysis and is very entertaining and never informative, so you don't have to worry about that. It's airs at 3a.m. so I watch it in between my waking nightmares and bouts of diarrhea caused by poor diet. Between the diarrhea and the waking nightmares, it's the best part of my late night. The show is hosted by Greg Gutfeld and is held together a bit by the show's "ombudsman," Andy Levy. He's good on the show but his twitter is better. Example: a few months ago he got into a twitter war with girlfriend beating "singer," Chris Brown. 

Andy Levy tweeted a response to Chris Brown's tweet about planking. Brown tweeted, "No more planking for me unless it’s on a sexy lady! Lol"  Levy responded: "You spelled “punching” wrong." Which was followed up by Brown tweeting, "children conduct themselves better! Much love and success!" I'm sure Chris Brown will always have success beating up ladies.

Michael Noll (That's me!) (@Michael_Noll)

I don't tweet because I forget my password.