It's the 3rd month of the year, and the 14th day of the month. Which means, my car insurance is late. It also means that it's 3.14, which in math is Pi, which in life does me no good paying my car insurance. A lot of people are making jokes about "pie." I'm not going to do that. That's silly, I'm an adult. Here is a joke about a hamburger: How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently.
Now look at this kid: