Got (I Hope That's) Milk?

It's that time again, time for America's annual unofficial sports holiday. The straight man's Oscars, the Super Bowl. With a classic matchup, a 5 hour pregame, and a 17 hour halftime show by 75 year old filmmaker, Madonna, this promises to be an amazing day in sports and entertainment. 

One of the things that people lose control of their bowels over, are all the expensive brand new commercials. Every year people rate the tv ads. Well this year one of the print ads is getting a lot of attention. 

This kind of makes me not want to drink milk. However, I just saw Justin Bieber, Andy Dick, and Chris Brown stocking up on 2 percent.

 Oh come on. See what that ad is really saying after the jump: