This cat(s) has two faces and seems super pissed about it.
It's a very nice story. Twelve years ago, a woman named Marty Stevens rescued this cat from being put down. It was going to be put to sleep due to looking absolutely horrifying and unlikely to survive. This cat is pretty rare, it's a "Janus" cat, and they usually live for just a few days. But not this little jerk, 12 years and still going strong. It just made it into the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest living cat of it's kind.
It's name is Frank and Louie, and it eats with only one mouth, but probably tries to eat you when you sleep, with both. It is one cat, with one cat brain, and one soul. A darkened soul that is likely to escape it's body and wreak havoc upon the Earth.