Tuesday
Dec062011
A Man Loses His Thumb And Replaces It With A Big Toe
Tue, December 6, 2011 Disgusting. All his door knobs smell like feet.
Look at this:
He'd pick his nose but the shoe always gets in the way.
He fingered his girlfriend and gave her athlete's foot.
He tried to hitchhike and instead became a Rockette.
I would include a link to the original story I found online, but I also had my thumb replaced with my big toe. So when I tried to type the internet address to the story on gizmodo.com, i accidentally drop-kicked my keyboard.
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