With the news today, that rapper Heavy D (age 44) has passed away, it's time to look at this new threat to American security. There is an epidemic of large rappers dying at young ages. It's clearly a conspiracy. I blame Wall Street.
Lets look at the evidence:
Biggie Smalls: Died after being shot by P-Diddy or something, I don't know.
Here he is making sure he has enough money for a tripple whopper. Looks like he has enough.
Darren Robinson: The famous rap pioneer from the popular 80's rap group, The Fat Boys died in his late 20's from a heart attack.
He's the one in the middle with the other two rappers orbiting him. May he rest in peace.
Big Pun: Passed away from a heart attack.
Here is Big Pun having second breakfast.
All of these huge talents, who became really big celebrities sadly died way too young. Something to think about next time we order that McRib. Food for thought. What's really sad is that all of those hip hop artists are no more and Violent J from Insane Clown Posse is alive and well.
Here is Violent J without the makeup doing what he does best: