Another New Reason To Bite Your Lips Off

Girl Scouts, those innocent little sash-wearing sugar-peddlers are expanding their business just as America is expanding their waist lines. (damn thin mints)  You can now purchase Girl Scout Cookie flavored lip balms. 

According to the internet, you can soon lick your soft moist lips and taste the flavors of Tagalongs, Do-si-dos, and Samoas (yuck, worst one.) 

I think this is great news. I often have chapped lips and usually have cookie crumbs all over my mouth anyway. So this new product will really fit my lifestyle. 

I'm still waiting for the day they have the McRib, or Steel Reserve lip balm. But if you can't wait for those stop by the ol' Walmart and buy a set for 5 bucks. Or you can go to Claire's. I buy all my groceries there.