3.5 Million People Are Still Using AOL Dialup!

According to the internet, America Online still has 3.5 million people using their dialup service. I assume these are all old people. Because the elderly are dumb and should never be respected.

Unless you're Helen Keller who would put up with this?: 

I made a Helen Keller reference. I'm old : /

Anyhoo, here are pictures of old people on the internet with my funny disrespectful captions underneath. 

So that's what bukkakke is. 

See darling, it is possible. We just need a wedge pillow, and a jar of peanut butter.

Tell him we'll do butt play as soon as we have 1,000 tokens.

Look, I washed your laptop. It's so clean now. 

I'm stealing your identity so I can buy more meth.

By golly, now why wouldn't they just get a second cup?

Oh my. The MN Institute is really terrible. Can't believe that's my grandson. Ooo, I crapped a little.