Oh Grandma, You So Silly!

According to the internet, Aerosmith lead singer, Steven Tyler, best known as that hot elf chick's dad, fell in the shower after a bout with "food poisoning." And by "food poisoning" they really mean "massive amounts of malt liquor, and by "malt liquor" they really mean heroin. But whatever, I like Steven Tyler, I like his scarves. 

As a result of his fall, he lost two teeth, and messed up his forehead a bit. 

I feel bad for Steven Tyler. I know what's it's like to be an aging rock legend and have a shower injury. Well, I know what it's like to fall in the shower anyway. Well, ok, to be honest, I've never showered, but I have fallen and wet myself. Same thing. So I know exactly what Steven Tyler has been through. 

This isn't the first time Steven Tyler has fallen in recent years. A couple years ago he fell of the stage in Toronto. You can watch it here. No, here.

Sure it's sad to see an aging rock star who once sang "Dude Looks Like A Lady" increasingly look like a lady. Sure it's sad to see an aging rock star sitting next to Hennifer Lopez and some fat guy who just says "dog" all the time, and tell 17 years olds they did a good job singing horrible Mariah Carey songs. 

Sure it's sad to see an aging rock star from a groundbreaking mega band doing a solo album that sounds like it belongs on the soundtrack to Titanic 2. 

But lets remember what this man once was. He was an insane, crazy, screaming, scarf-wearing, badass who welcomed the world of Hip-Hop in a way no other rock stars would. 

He's a weirdo. But he's good people.