Molotov Cocktail Thrown At Taco Bell Because Chalupa Didn't Have Enough Meat!

No really. Seriously, this happened. And ... I think it was justified. 

According to the reports from the internet, a man phoned in complaints that his delicious Chalupa was less delicious than normal. The reason? Too little "meat." 

This is what a Taco Bell, Chalupa looks like:

No, i'm just kidding. This is what a Taco Bell Chalupa looks like:

Still delicious.

But apparently one unhappy Taco Bell customer wasn't satisfied with the amount of horsemeat in his chalupa. (it's not really horse meat, horse meat is actually very healthy) So after making a phone complaint, he did the only thing a normal human being would do. He threw a Molotov cocktail into the drive-thru window. And we're frisking 4 year olds and old ladies at airports. 

Has anyone skimped out on your Chalupa meat recently ma'am?

But, lets look at it from his point of view. You spend a long day watching re-runs of Star Trek - The Next Generation, and you drank all the orange soda you had, and at all the hot pockets you could. Now you are ready for 4th meal. You are exhausted from your long day of eating hot pockets, and you need something that will satisfy your hunger. You look under your couch-bed in your parents basement and find 2 dollars. You my friend are about to be in flavor country, because you can totally afford a Taco Bell Chalupa! 

So you drive in your Chevette all the way to the Taco Bell, which is like 3 minutes away, your order your delicious Chalupa and head home. You are so excited. The entire drive back to the place you sleep, watch Battlefield Galactica, and self-pleasure yourself, you keep thinking about how good that first bite of delicious cheesy and meaty chulupa is going to be. Then you unwrap your 4th meal and see how you've been mistreated. You see lettuce, cheese, and barely any meat. How is this going to fill the hole left inside of you because you've never kissed a girl? It's not. You really have no choice at this point. You have to fire bomb the Taco Bell.