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Wednesday
Oct262011

Chaz Bono Doesn't Like Being Called An Ewok

Well, well, well. 

Look who finally got kicked off Dancing With The "Stars." Chaz Bono.

Sorry, sorry, my bad. Here Chaz is:

Well, Chaz had a good run. Got a lot of attention, made some money, probably went as far as someone in Chaz's physical unnatural shape could go. So, Chaz should be pretty proud of ... Chaz. Except Chaz is proving he's still a she because it's being a totaly little bitch about getting kicked off.  

Chaz told ABC, "I was called a basketball, a penguin, an Ewok, and I just didn't appreciate it."

Are you serious? You purposely had your breasts removed and had a bunch of hormones injected into you so you can grow a weird looking beard, you are very overweight, and with no claim to fame besides having famous parents, you went on a dancing competition show and you are upset because you were called an Ewok?  

You wish you had those moves. 

Chaz seemed to have the biggest problem when one of the horrible judges, Bruno, compared him to a penguin. "But I don't really know how to be less penguish, and so I kind of took offence to that," said the slender, graceful, in no way penguin looking Chaz Bono. 

Then Chaz went on to say that he felt that men and women who were overweight were treated differently on the show, and that was unfair. 

No, really. Chaz said that. Chaz grew up in a world of privilege that 99.9 percent of the world will never know. Chaz has pretty much had anything it wants in life, including a sex change and the opportunity to do the tango on national television. So when I hear someone like that complain that life is unfair because they were called a penguin, I just chuckle and change the channel to something good, like Jersey Shore. 

Whatever, the bearded penguin was at least better than that nightmare of a human being, Nancy Grace.

 

 

 

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Any post that has a Spaceballs reverence is a win in my book!

October 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterChris

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