Baby Doesn't Understand Why A Magazine Isn't An iPAD

I know what you are thinking, "what a stupid baby, somebody should pepper spray it." Well, I think that's terrible of you, it's just a baby. What is wrong with you? Why would your mind even go there?

I too am disappointed that magazines aren't iPads. I'm also disappointed that carrots aren't hot dogs, walking isn't sitting, and that Carson Daly is still on television.